The Bullshitting Liar

• They are always selling themselves, but misrepresenting the goods.
• They not only kiss and tell, they kiss and exaggerate. 
• It's not so much that they exaggerate; they just remember big.
• You can believe half of what they tell you. The problem is which half.

The Bullshitting Liar is untrustworthy, bold, fake, seductive, clandestine, dishonest, interfering, a know-it-all, shameless, effusive, enigmatic, fault-finding, manipulative, obnoxious, gossipy, unpredictable, unreliable, weak, unrealistic, backstabbing, double-crossing, selfish, and dishonest.