- With friends like them you don't need enemies.
- They don't knock before they enter your home-but they knock plenty after they leave it.
- They roll out the carpet for you one day and pull it out from under you the next.
- They are the kind who will borrow your pot and then cook your goose.
- They talk in stereo-out of both sides of their mouth.
The Smiling Two-Faced Backstabber is clandestine, sneaky, slick, secretive, uncommunicative, dishonest, seductive, sabotaging, selfish, phony, duplicitous, enigmatic, fake, conspiratorial, evasive, hypocritical, lying, mean-spirited, meddling, superficial, cowardly, untrustworthy, a double-crosser, and a turncoat.